Shitheads Gone Wild

Bill Prerndrergrarast of Dump Bachmann...er, of every fucking leftwing blog there is ...thinks he's got the hot line to You Know Who in a post entitled "Michele Bachmann Lies In The Name Of Jesus Christ" or some such shit.

Ken Avidor the Citys official Bachmann stalker took some video (big surprise there) of Bachmann speaking at a church, which caused Prerererendrergrarrrgh to turn into joe junior editor:

Unfortunately, the news coverage focused on issues that would turn out to be relatively minor. The coverage was about Bachmann campaigning in a church, and possible breaches of legal and ethical issue by that church in allowing her to campaign there.

In my opinion, that emphasis was a huge mistake. The video is not about "what that church did wrong," the video is about "what Michele Bachmann was doing wrong." Not only was she campaigning in a church, she was lying to fellow evangelicals--in the name of Jesus Christ.

Ah. So Bill "Mr. ESP" RRpendrergrarsrsrst can tell what's transpiring between God and Michele Bachmann?

Does this mean that Preferenfnefrnerngqartst has his own hotline to God, aor does it mean that he is able to "get inside the mind of Michele Bachmann", a woman that Mr. Pretendergasm believes to be insane?

And if Mr. Prefertard believes her to be insand AND can get inside her mind, what does it say about him?

The key question for Bachmann is: since she's claimed to be in receipt of prophetic visions and divine instruction throughout her life--what divine instructions and prophetic visions has God sent her since her entry into Congress?

Shouldn't you be able to tell us, Bill Preflopparchst?

Index Of Stupid

"Rew" has posted an up to date "Index Of Drooling Koolaid Drinking Morons".

She calls them "Progressive Bloggers", of course, but I do know better.

LeftyBlog Memory Hole

"North Star Liberal", the blog that promises "snark" (oh, that's fucking new) fucked up bad.

They fucked up so bad they even got their own people pissed at them.

And now not only is their shit disappearing down the memory hole, but the gutless fucks have closed their comments!

Just another day in the life of the Twin Cities leftyblog community.

Welcome To My World

My name is Bud Lightning. And I'm not here to release my inner demons, let out my inner child, or make friends.

I am here to kick ass and take names. Civility is dead in America, and I think it's hypercritical to do anything but dance on its grave. And on the faces of those who I think in my infinate wisdom are causing the problem.

Twin Cities "liberal" bloggers are among the crudest and most hateful people I've ever read. It's finally driven me crazy. The only way to fight hate is to dish it right back.

Question: "Tell us a little about yourself"
Answer: Eat shit and die.

Question: "Please?"
Answer: OK. I work in healthcare in Minneaplis. I am probably closely involved in your, your childrens and your relatives medical care. Hows that make you feel?

Question: "Why do a blog that's based on nothing but being an asshole?"
Answer: Because as I watch the world spiralling down around me, it makes me feel good.

Question: "What are your politics"
Answer: Hard to say. Both parties have fucked us long and hard. But it's my blief that conservatives fucked us because they're stupid, while librerals fucked us because they are evil. I have voted against people of every party but I can't hardly remember the last person I voted FOR.

Question: "Wouldn't it be better if you did something to help the world?"
Answer: Go sing Koombya. I'm going to draw blood.

Welcome to hell, assholes. I'm your conductor, Bud Lightning.

Oh, This Sure Makes MY Butt Pucker Up

From "Minnesota Illiterate Project", Bill "Yet Another Bachmann Stalker" Prendergrarst drools:

Media relations expert Bill Prendergast will once again appear as co-host on today's Thursday edition of "Media Matters."

Wait - is Bill Prernrdrergrarsrst writing about himself in third person?

That will go off live at 6pm on AM950. It's that same station that Two Putt Tommy appears on.

In other words, Liberal talk radio finally decided to do a show that's as loudmouthed and stupid as they say conservative talk is.

Excellent job, commies.

And now we shift into high gear

I write comedy sketches for the show, including one called "Manboobs." It's a continuing story set in the Old West, the story of a liberal with large unsightly manboobs who is court-martialed out of the US Cavalry for failing to stay in shape. He sets out to redeem himself by wandering the frontier, reminding the pioneers how dependent they are on the federal government.

It's a wonder these people are fucking nobodies, isn't it?

I don't think we're airing that one tonight, though.

I feel robbed. Really.

"Comedy", he calls it.

Why don't you tune in at 6pm on 950AM and see what we do?

How about I do something productive, like sand my eyeballs.

No, Numbnuts - it's a colossal joke.

From North Star Commie:

Extremist Allen Quist For Congress? Really??

No! It was all made up!

Hahaha, it's the old "put out a fake candidate and watch them assume its for realz" gag. It never gets old.

(By the way, North Star Commie: a blog that looks like a newspaper? Hello? 1993 called and it wants its design back).

I am your worst nightmare.

No. No, I am not. I am an anonymous troll who snarks at people.
But that's worth something, ya?