Oh, This Sure Makes MY Butt Pucker Up

From "Minnesota Illiterate Project", Bill "Yet Another Bachmann Stalker" Prendergrarst drools:

Media relations expert Bill Prendergast will once again appear as co-host on today's Thursday edition of "Media Matters."

Wait - is Bill Prernrdrergrarsrst writing about himself in third person?

That will go off live at 6pm on AM950. It's that same station that Two Putt Tommy appears on.

In other words, Liberal talk radio finally decided to do a show that's as loudmouthed and stupid as they say conservative talk is.

Excellent job, commies.

And now we shift into high gear

I write comedy sketches for the show, including one called "Manboobs." It's a continuing story set in the Old West, the story of a liberal with large unsightly manboobs who is court-martialed out of the US Cavalry for failing to stay in shape. He sets out to redeem himself by wandering the frontier, reminding the pioneers how dependent they are on the federal government.

It's a wonder these people are fucking nobodies, isn't it?

I don't think we're airing that one tonight, though.

I feel robbed. Really.

"Comedy", he calls it.

Why don't you tune in at 6pm on 950AM and see what we do?

How about I do something productive, like sand my eyeballs.